did ANYONE in the production of this film, even the fucking editor of the trailer think “what am i doing. what am i making right now”
i am so confused
My only thoughts on the matter
At first I was like “Why are you guys getting so confused and upset? It’s just Tarzan. Have you not seen Tarzan before?” and then the last minute happened and uh… oh.. okay… I guess yeah.
Just the acting is bad lol
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
Withnail And I- 1987
Right, you fucker, I’m going to do the washing up.No, you cant. It’s impossible, I swear. I’ve looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there’s a tea bag growing! You haven’t slept in sixty hours, you’re in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we’ll go in together.
you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over
like there goes jesus
even jesus is done with this shit
"2 spooky 4 me"
*parkours off the mantlepiece*
((Except parkour is not a verb. It comes the original French Le Parcours “the course.” It is a noun. Stop.))
*parkours into your room and knocks your shit over* no one cares